oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

(Source: thvnderfox, via iusgf)

pumpkinkraken:

which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine

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veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

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-balenciaga:

Zuhair Murad Haute Couture F/W 2014.

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Posted 3 days ago (originally -balenciaga) + 1,480 notes

bluandorange:

inthebackoftheimpala:

cliffnotesofanerd:

anifanatical:

deliverusfromsburb:

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

 (little-smartass)

- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

-Your school mailbox is right next to mine

-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

-its 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

-you’re the fucker who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking

-I’m the fucker who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking

-my shower isn’t working can I use yours

-RA mandated floor party

-I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab

-dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kayne’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the fucking room

-hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this shit’s just gonna disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise

-THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED

(via spookvsteve)

steveandbucky:

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

OOH SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL DO THIS :)

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random AUs for your otp

wintersoldeirs:

  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au

(via buckybarnesownsmysoul)

guard-me-gamora:

EVERYONE IS DOING THESE AU THINGIES SO I’LL TRY IT:

  • "is that really cute librarian I saw my CLASSMAtE?!" au
  • "accidentally ran over my cute neighbor’s dog" au
  • "there’s no seats left at the movies so I have to sit next to this person and shit I accidentally touched their hand” au
  • "I thought they cut me off so I flipped them off but I realized that it wasn’t them that cut me off and that they’re actually really cute" au
  • "we don’t know each other, but we both agree that this movie is really lame and we are bailing at the same time" au
  • "it’s really early and you fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus and I cannot move and…you look cute while you’re sleeping” au
  • "I accidentally sneezed on you and you got mad at me but then you saw how pitiful I was looking and you gave me your number" au
  • "we’re both here to pick our dogs up from the vet and we got each other’s dog oops" au
  • "there’s only one package of the food I want from the store but you’re really cute so I’m letting you get it but you want me to have it” au
  • "my friends tell me to try and talk to new people so I’m gonna make a quiet, awkward comment about this art piece we’re both looking at" au
  • "I accidentally mumbled ‘you’re really cute, gosh’ and you heard it and I don’t wanna admit that I said it so you make me admit it" au
  • "I lost my phone on the subway so you went through it and realized that I see you almost every day and that I like you so I text my friends about you" au
  • "you heard me singing in the bathroom and waited for me to come out so you could tell me how good I was" au

(Source: sunshinecap, via bronybarnes)

Posted 1 week ago (originally sunshinecap) + 95 notes

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

image

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

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