hathawayroza:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

some more:

  • anything you say
  • whatever makes you happy
  • if that’s what you want
  • cool
  • sure man
  • how wonderful

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Posted 4 hours ago (originally frenums) + 483,782 notes
  • Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
  • Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
Posted 1 day ago (originally raptorific) + 34,342 notes

stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

(via the-human-noise-we-made)

goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK

(Source: courfeycute, via chrysanthemum-morning)

Posted 3 days ago (originally courfeycute) + 77,257 notes

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

((I made a thing. Just click and drag for an AU))

(via strumhallelujah)

l0kasenna:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

castielismycherrypie:

ah-shiyt:

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

THIS FUCKING POST

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.

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Posted 5 days ago (originally sangcoon) + 284,848 notes

cultureincart:

cultureincart:

Fashion TimeLine of Chinese Clothing , China History

中国服装演变年代表

Find more interesting Chinese culture , folk arts and traditional crafts at Cultureincart.com

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Things almost every author needs to research

clevergirlhelps:

the-right-writing:

  • How bodies decompose
  • Wilderness survival skills
  • Mob mentality
  • Other cultures
  • What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
  • Common tropes in your genre
  • Average weather for your setting

yoooo

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jolanikati Question:
Each house trying to (remember how to / guess the password/solution) to get into the common room.

hogwartshousehabits:

Gryffindor:

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with a few possible passwords sprinkled between the curse words. We’d eventually find ourselves overreacting a bit until we left.image

Ravenclaw:

(If it’s a riddle we just can’t figure out the answer to)

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Hufflepuff:

When we get doused with vinegar.

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Slytherin: